Sin City Hash House Harriers & Harriettes

SCH4 #523: Former Pleasant Ridge Kmart

Annual Cookout Hash

Saturday, 19 July 2008, 16:00 (4:00 pm)
Hares: Curdled Cum, Best Blow, Hot Tub Slut
Venue: Former Kmart on Ridge Ave in Pleasant Ridge (5550 Ridge Ave 45213)

(d)ERECTIONS:

Cumming from the North:

Take I-75 South to the Norwood Lateral/Route 562 Exit #7.
HEAD East on 562 a mile or so to the I-71 NORTH Exit.
Take I-71 NORTH to the Ridge Avenue NORTH Exit #8C
Merge onto Ridge Avenue HEADing North and go approx. 1/4 mile, crossing Highland Avenue .
Go past Long John Silver, McDonald's and Gold Star Chili to either the first or second stop light (your choice), and pull into the parking lot for the former K-Mart on your RIGHT, there's a National City Bank under construction in the front.
Drive around and look for the hares and other se an internet engine of your choice.

Cumming from the South:

Take I-71 North to the Ridge Avenue NORTH Exit #8C.
Merge onto Ridge Avenue HEADing North and go approx. 1/4 mile, crossing Highland Avenue .
Go past Long John Silver, McDonald's and Gold Star Chili to either the first or second stop light (your choice) and pull into the parking lot for the former K-Mart on your RIGHT, there's a National City Bank under construction in the front.
Drive around and look for the hares and other hashers wandering about aimlessly.
Sign in, pay your money and have a beer or two.

ON AFTER: Cookout at Famunda's and Curdled Cum's, 2870 E. Galbraith Road, Amberley Village, just West of the intersection of Galbraith Road and Ridge Avenue, you can call them at (513) 793-0484, which you should do if you want to drop off food prior to the Hash or need more info. As usual, Mystic Blow and Hot Tub will be haring the 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock and midnight naked hashes so plan accordingly. Parking at the house is limited, carpooling might be advisable. Or just catch a bus at Dillonvale.

HARES will provide:

Spellbinding trail guaranteed to make you hungry, itchy & thirsty
Enough BN's to keep you hydrated and alive to the end
Basic grill-ready dead animal flesh (Hamburgers, Hot Dogs & Buns, Condiments, etc.)
Starter beer, to last thru the first On-After circle or two or three
Body bags

Things for YOU to do:

Expect hot weather -- really hot weather -- ice in your shorts will help, but allow for shrinkage
Prepare mobile I.V. to keep well hydrated while on trail (Set alcohol level < 3.2%)
Baste/Bathe in Ivy Block
Slather on Sunscreen, SPF 125 recommended
Anticipate bits of shaggy with patches of pavement here and there
Study your Cincinnati Metro bus schedule, "just in case"

Things for YOU to bring, besides $7 and a whistle:

Lawn Chairs
Food to share (Salad/Snacks/Side Dish/Dessert/Jell-O shots)
Extra Beer for when we eventually run out
Ice, Ice and more Ice, Baby
Lawn Jarts or other beer-friendly games that include a trip to the ER
Large Cooler, if you have one, preferably filled with ice
Tent/Sleeping Bag, you are welcome/encouraged to stay and camp overnight