The Twelve "Days" of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas, the writers gave to me a secret someone knows about me!

On the second day of Christmas, the writers gave to me two annulments and a secret someone knows about me!

On the third day of Christmas, the writers gave to me three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the writers gave to me four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the writers gave to me fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the writers gave to me six jobs at Titan, fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the writers gave to me seven Mikes to save me, six jobs at Titan, fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the writers gave to me eight hidden affairs, seven Mikes to save me, six jobs at Titan, fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the nineth day of Christmas, the writers gave to me nine keys to the cabin, eight hidden affairs, seven Mikes to save me, six jobs at Titan, fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the writers gave to me ten invisible children, nine keys to the cabin, eight hidden affairs, seven Mikes to save me, six jobs at Titan, fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the writers gave to me eleven Satanic visitations, ten invisible children, nine keys to the cabin, eight hidden affairs, seven Mikes to save me, six jobs at Titan, fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the writers gave to me twelve resurrections, eleven Satanic visitations, ten invisible children, nine keys to the cabin, eight hidden affairs, seven Mikes to save me, six jobs at Titan, fivvvveee sluttyyyy sisters, four non-acting actors, three murder trials, two annulments, and a secret someone knows about me!

by Krista and her sister, Erica.

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