Just as accidents and mishaps galore followed in the wake of Frank from Some Mothers, legends sprout behind the heels of Michael Crawford. Many of these stories were originally told by Michael himself in one interview or another; his fans recount them here. As it is the aim of this section to draw a loose portrait of Michael's character and style, accuracy should not be expected of the fan writers. (After all, I seem to remember that the infamous flirtatious Phantom boat's weight has grown remarkably under Michael's retelling of the original episode.) If you've your own story to tell about our man Michael, don't hesitate to submit it to me.
Note: Michael's humor may be a bit bawdy. Parents may wish to screen some of these for childrens' reading.