SCH4 # 481

Bad Boyz Birthday Hash IV

(further proof that maturity is

highly over-rated)

4PM, September 1, 2007

Hares: Gourmet and Aching Ass in their birthday suits. Hares promise virgin terrain, beer, an interesting and potentially downright annoying trail, beer, amusing shiggy and quite likely beer. Also beer.

Venue: Defunct Kroger’s Parking Lot, corner of

Cin-Day and Hamilton-Mason Roads, in the twilight zone between West Chester and Liberty.

Erections: From wherever you wake up that morning (bring her/him along if she’s cute), get yourself HEADed towards I-75. You’re aiming for Hwy 129 (also known as the Michael A. Fox highway, which ain’t the same dude who was in “Back To The Future”).

Go WEST on Hwy 129 and take the first exit you see, which is Cin-Day Road. At the stop light, go LEFT and under the highway and look for the strip mall complex on your RIGHT. The defunct Kroger’s should be obvious, as will the hares in their birthday suits.

If people are actually going into the Kroger’s, you went the wrong damn way.

Erections For Y=Pi, TNT and Pickle: Be sure to car pool in order to conserve our precious gasoline resources and try to get on the road by no later than 4:14 PM or you’ll be late for Chalk Talk.

Other Boring Details: This being the start of the Labor Day Weekend, and you having obviously nothing better to do, we’ll run, circle up, sing (badly) and then have a Labor Day Cook Out. Hares will provide enough beer for the hashing portion of things and then we’ll Buck Up for a Cookout beer run.

What To Bring: Food to share with the pack at the cookout portion, your sorry ass, dry shoes/clothes, whatever you need to drink to get you through the night or make you more attractive to the opposite sex, Wiley (Senior and Junior), centurion mugs, whistles, all the other usual crap.

Note that Slut in a rare fit of generosity will have a special Coozie Sale taking place! Ask him to explain to you why you can’t possibly continue to live without purchasing at least a dozen Coozies.

On After: As has become the tradition, we’ll circle up in Gourmet’s backyard, piss off his neighbors, try to keep his dog from stealing the beer cans, eventually get around to singing Old McDonald’s (thanks Wedgie!) and soaking whoever has the misfortune to be in the circle at that moment, and then continue the Labor Day Weekend Cookout Party until Gourmet locks the doors and shuts off the lights and/or the SWAT Squad shows up, whichever happens first.

If you only want to party, start showing up around 6PM at 8882 Timberchase Court, West Chester. Calling 513-942-4019 will get your guidance of the geographical type. Hares will have maps at the run to get you from there to the other place.