Despite pleas for mercy from the pack, the Bronze Dudes of Hashing are back once again for Another Miserable Attempt At A BEACH PARTY (or the AMAAABP for short).

 This year we decided to switch coasts. After several happy (?) years cavorting in  California (OH), we decided it was time for some East Coast surf & turf & shiggy. So pack your shag bags for sun-n-fun in Miami!

 When: March 29, 2008. This be SCH4 #507, mon. Start time is 4 pm EST

Hares: You deserve better, but you get: Gourmet, Blue Balls and Best Blow in their usual bronze surfing god glory

Venue: The sunny wave-kissed shores of Lake Isabella in MIAMI (Township).

Erections: Get your pale white ass onto I-275 from either the East or duh West. Aim for Exit 52, otherwise known as Loveland-Madiera Road.

HEAD (yada yada) SOUTH on Loveland-Madiera to the entrance of Lake Isabella Park on your left.  Meander past the entrance until you find the Bronzed Hares chillin’ beachside.

NOTE:  Unless you have your Hamilton County Park District parking sticker, there MAY be a $2 parking fee – ain’t nothing the hares can do about that, so just suck it up and fork it over.  (Parking permits are available at the concession building on the shores of Lake Isabella.) 

‘NOTHER NOTE:  R U Runnin’ the Kumpetitive 9.3 mile R-word the next day?  Not to worry.  Your Bronzed-Dude Hares are well aware of your bad decision and promise to take care of you appropriately. Note that you can take this as either encouraging or discouraging.

Crap To Bring: Your sorry ass, dressed for a day at the beach. Plus beach balls, Frisbees, flip-flops, suntan lotion, sunblock, THONG bikinis if you’re of the female persuasion (Hares are offering a FREE examination if you’re uncertain about your sex), sunglasses, cleavage (lots), sun hat, shorts, short-shorts, Nair, even-shorter shorts, razor, Wile Senior and Junior (appropriately attired of course), shark repellent, volleyballs, beer goggles, Speedos, Hare repellent, water wings, surf board, boogie board, boogieing on a surf board, hound repellent, boom box, Centurion mugs, beach towels, lawn chairs, coozies, whistle. And $7 for the run, more $$$ for the park ranger (maybe) and even more $$$ to buy some rags from Slut or mo’ beer at the bar.

 On-After: Shady O’Grady’s, 9443 Loveland-Madiera Road (513-791-2753). Good place, better than we deserve and their management has forgotten about the last time we were there. Food, beer, music, singing (not to be confused with “music”) and much etc.