Dear
Friends,
We
would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone about safety during and
after hashes. As we often run on
streets and through unfamiliar areas, hashers need to pay attention to traffic and
other hazards which may be present.
Since we are an organization of “half minds,” let us please take this
opportunity to review a lesson from first grade:
LOOK BOTH WAYS
BEFORE CROSSING A STREET
(and try to hold hands if
want to drop someone a hint).
Furthermore,
we would like to remind everyone of a message from High School:
DO NOT DRINK
AND DRIVE......
...you might spill your
drink.
...you can have a legitimate
reason for asking someone to take you home.
...your car insurance is
already too high.
...you are still not
desperate enough for a jail cell hook up (we hope).
...you would rather spend
your weekend at a hash instead of serving the statutory requirement of three
days in jail.
...it would be a drag if
someone died.
...you don’t have $1,000 in
your checking account.
...you don’t know if Baby
Ball Barrister would wear a red dress to your trial.
...Ohio recently passed a
“Super DUI” law for particularly drunk folks which applies to first time
offenders (translation: kiss your butt goodbye).
...your “ex” really does not
want you to come over unexpectedly.
...your mechanic’s son needs
braces.
Thank
you for your attention to this matter. Mismanagement can help you arrange and pay
for a cab! It is up to you if you
want have safe sex, but we do encourage that too.
Have
a great day!
SINcerely,
SCH4
Mismanagement