ReHash # 237

Saturday May 18^th 2002  4??? PM

Hares: Beat it and Got crabs

Location: Westside Home Depot parking lot

Theme: None

By Blue Balls

Yes we all arrived at Home Depot with the same shitty attitude. I am talking 

About those of us who came on time. Gas hole is such a fan of the Westside that

He bitch, bitch, bitch about being on the Westside. Public offender showed up

Without Wile E to pick a dummy to write the rehash and to wish his sweetie

Well. Some  wanker decided we should begging, so we circled up, to listen to

Chalk talk  (what chalk talk?) the shit was so screwed up, the hares left and we

Had no clue what the hell chalk talk was about. After tiring my ass out doing

Father Abraham in triple time here come the run from hell (Death March).

We took off and headed toward the famous Glenway Ave, we got Glenway and

Were greeted with loud screams that scared the shit out of me, then I realize the

Screams came from a Honda Civic with about five or six youts  packed inside.

We ran left, right, up down and did I say up, at this time I had know idea where

I was but I kept running up and crossing these traffic fill streets (were they all

Heading to the Bowling ally)? Run, run, run, until by some divine intervention

We arrived at the first B.N. to some good Westside hospitality, where we found

Not only liquids but also solids. We all stood in front of this box with a hole, I

Stood there trying to figure out what the hell is that for, when some wank said

Look he has a Westside thing! Organ Grinder for some reason knew what it

Was and said it was a beanbag thing. The discussion lasted for several minutes.

I still do not understand what kind of enjoyment you can get from a box with a

Hole and a beanbag. On out, we ran and we ran and some how ended up on

Famous Glenway, where the hares were spotted laying trail, Loose Lips on her

Leisurely stroll snared the hares. The hares took off and got snared a second

Time on Glenway by the pack. The pack eventually got to second B.N. they

Were some tarred mur fur----- , they lay and sat around for some 20 minutes.

On on we ran and we ran until we got to Cheviette then we ran some more

That’s when we spotted Sluts lime green and brown truck, Slut how the hell you

Got To the ON IN before the hares? Wax Off decided not to keep the beer down she

Had at the B.N. and left as soon as we got to the ON IN.

We tried to open the circle but Dah Gimp, Chunky and Tit’n n Spit’n  could

Not leave the two females that some how became part of the circle. Tit’n n

Spit’n was interested in the high school days of the females but Dah Gimp

And Chunky had other motives. There were crimes and anal versaries and other

Stuff that I can’t remember.  I do remember Off like a prom dress, and XXX

On there Knees in front of Vomit and the loney Westside beauts who call them-

Selves  Carisa, Wendy, Tanya and Kelly with smiles on there faces looking at

Off like a prom dress and X.X.X. drinking talent. The circle was temporarily

Close and we drank and I don’t remember anything after that. Beat it and Got

Crabs thankyou for a long ass hash. Oh we had a naming Chris from this

Moment on will be known as Little Hummer Boy.

Attendees

Beat It

Blue Balls

Bryan NHN Colpo

Butt Digger

Can’t Get it Up

Cumin ‘N’ Going

Cums After 1^st Jerk

Dah Gimp

Dump Fuck

Eats it Raw

Fucking Nothing

Fudge Tracker

Gas Hole

Got Crabs

Hot Tub Slut

Hot Wax Me Off

Hyper Hand Job

Loose Lips

Lube My Johnson

Neon Knockers

Off Like A Prom Dress

Organ Grinder 

Pecker Checker

Public Offender

Shutter Fucker

Stinky Winkie

StroX coX baXwards

Suck This

The Unalicker

Tight Sphincter

Tit ‘n ‘N’ Spit’n

Vommit Dog

When Hairy Met Chunky