SCH4 Rehash #239C
Sunday, 16 June 02, 10:30 AM,
Hares: Hot Tub Slut and (mystery hare) Mystic Blow
“Who’s Your Daddy, Father’s Day HASH”
Waverly, OH

Being my first SCH4 camp-out, I was concerned by the end of the weekend I’d have toilet paper, on fire, hanging out my ass as I was jumping over the campfire. Luckily, after a thorough self-check, there were no burn marks. So I’m assuming (because I can’t remember and no one told me otherwise) I was spared this initiation process. This is also my first rehash, so I’m racking my brain trying to remember all the stupid and obnoxious events from the entire weekend. Fortunately for those involved, I probably won’t remember them all (you can thank me later).

The Saturday night camp-out games were a mixture of sole competition and team competition events. After losing my shoe and having Smegma expose my private of most private parts, the games went well. I do think I lost in every event, even the frisbee throwing contest.

The highly anticipated “Hangover HASH” took on several new names prior to the HARES laying trail. It started as the “Hangover HASH”, switched to the “Father’s Day HASH”, and finally was deemed the “Who’s Your Daddy, Father’s Day HASH”. Nonetheless, hangovers were plentiful at 10:30ish Sunday morning in the Pike County town of Waverly.

Hot-tub Slut used Golden Shower’s idea of picking a co-hare roughly 2 minutes before take-off. Mystic Blow was chosen as the “mystery HARE”. She was also the hang-over HARE for the day! Within three minutes of the HARES leaving the park, they were spotted just three blocks away. Needless to say, this gave the pack an advantage in catching the HARES (which was never accomplished).

After giving the HARES a 10 minute head start, the pack headed towards where the HARES were spotted and easily picked up trail. After a few checks and crossing over ST RT 104, the pack was stumped and broken-up at a check in front of Waverly High School. After much debate and searching, the pack (minus Da Gimp) found trail and proceeded. Shortly there after, the pack (minus Smegma) found the “swing-check”. From the “swing-check”, the trail proceeded through residential neighborhoods, especially large gardens, barking dogs, and an occasional “shut-the-hell-up” from a local resident.
Trail found its way to the local cemetery and shortly there after, the first and last and only beer-near.
After struggling down Miller Light and a few Strohs, the pack headed-out to the worst “shiggy/water” of the day. Everyone tried his or her best to stay dry, but I’m not sure that was accomplished. But it sure was fun watching HASHers strategically place their feet on certain rocks to avoid getting wet. You would have thought after half-a-dozen attempts and Blue Balls and Cums After the First Jerk falling down the hill, that the end result might have been different, wrong. From here on out, wet socks and shoes were plentiful.

Waverly Pioneer Days awaited the HASHers. This lame event in Waverly was supposed to host the first picture-check. But an errant-placed check was missed by all the wanks. We regrouped at the next “PC” in front of the Waverly Footcare office. Smegma graciously played photographer and we headed on-in for the circle. A much need short HASH came to an end at the beginning, with slightly chilled draft Amstel Light.

Although a smaller group than past camp-outs, the event was well organized and was a much needed get-a-way from our busy schedules. There was even some discussion of where to host next years camp-out. Should be just as fun and looking forward to it.


Analversaries:
Neon Knockers #135 (3 away from 69-69)
Anal #207(69-69-69)


Crimes:
Da Gimp-far an extremely detailed and successful camp-out weekend.
Hares-Being spotted within 3 minutes and 3 blocks of the start.
Mystic-Blow- for blowing-drying her hair.
Neon-for washing her hair at camp.
Cums After the first Jerk & Scum Sucking Fecal Feliac-Uneven sun burns.
Smegma-Overly competitive (running from camp to HASH) and missing the “swing-check”.

Disrespectfully,

Cumin’ N’ Goin’