ReHash #241
Saturday, 29.JUNE.2002, 4:00 p.m. EDST
Hares: Beat it and Blue Balls
Location: Diner Parking Lot, Downtown SinCity , OH

Old McDonald went to a hash. E-I-E-I-OH
Hares for the hash were blue and beat it, E-I-E-I-OH
With a beat over here, and a ball over there,
Here a check, there a check, yet another crossed out check,
Won’t even mention the dribbles of flour. E-I-E-I-OH

Everyone had to find some parking E-I-E-I-OH
Un-a-licker was trying to phaak her khaar, E-I-E-I-OH
With a khaar over here, and a khaar over there.
Hear a khaar, there a khaar, ain’t no place to phaak m-aa-y khaar.
Hey Una, try the gahyrahge. E-I-E-I-OH

Two more virgins on this run, E-I-E-I-OH
Nicola and Kim were forced to cum, E-I-E-I-OH
With Kim in her red shorts, Nicola in her German shorts,
Here a virgin, there a virgin, God love those fresh-sweet-virgins.
No longer pure, not virgins anymore. E-I-E-I-OH

M.I.A.’s were Chia and 3 dollar, E-I-E-I-OH
3 on the phone, and Chia at the zoo. E-I-E-I-OH
With a monkey over here and some KY over there,
here a slap, there a spank, animal-sex, ain’t it great.
Bet they’ll never miss another. E-I-E-I-OH

Anal Vice played religious advisor E-I-E-I-OH
Shakers In Town, where the wise got wiser, E-I-E-I-OH
With an Oval-Up here, and a Ziggy-Zag there,
Late comers, hare crimes, I’m so drunk, It’s not so clear,
Hot Tub claimed to snare the hare, E-I-E-I-OH

Not color coordinating now that’s a crime? E-I-E-I-OH
TS learned her lesson with a turn of a dime E-I-E-I-OH
With a neon pink hat here, a white t-shirt there,
Black shorts, colored socks, what ‘bout bra and underwear?,
What did you think, that we wouldn’t even care!? E-I-E-I-OH

Alcohol abuse an age old crime, E-I-E-I-OH
3 Dollar and Mistic need to do some time, E-I-E-I-OH
with a beer spilt here and a beer spilt there,
here a drunk, there drunk,here we are, we’re all damn drunk
its all fun and games till someone spills beer E-I-E-I-OH

Smegma had himself some bitches E-I-E-I-OH
Front running bitches pimpin for a beer E-I-E-I-OH
With Una over here, and Prom over there,
Here an FRB, there an FRB, Smegma wishin could get lucky
Smegma had himself some bitches E-I-E-I-OH

Then at the end, there was a naming E-I-E-I-OH
An arrogant schmuck that needed a spanking E-I-E-I-OH
With an attitute here, and some lip over there
Here a whine, there a bitch, won’t be long, he’ll have hash shit for a crime
Rude Asshole – your one of a kind! E-I-E-I-OH



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