Guess what happens when you get far, far behind in writing rehashes? I'll bet you guessed! Well, you sit at work at 6:00 pm and start sorting through you're your hash notes, and gather all your scraps of paper with valuable rehash notes on them from about 6 hashes and sort them out and staple pages together and HOPE you didn't mix up the facts. Fortunately, I haven't lost all my memory yet and somehow was able to figure out what goes with what, mostly by the type of paper on which I wrote (just checking there to make sure AV is reading this).

So who showed up to help Famunda celebrate?
Anal Vice
Beat It
Curdled Cum
Dah Gimp
Do You Feel Peter
Eric NHN Meyer
Famunda
Fourgasm
Friendly Thights
Gas Hole
Got Crabs?
Gourmet
Hot Tub Slut
Hot Wax Me Officer
Hyper Hand Job
Kunt Hunt
Little Boy Blue Balls
Mystic Blow
Neon Knockers
On Her Knees
Organ Grinder
SCH4nort Up The Ass
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac
Skid Marks
Stinky Winkie
stroX coX baXwards
The Unalicker
Vommitt Dog
Wile E. Coyote

Of course, she screwed us up early and we all ran toward the main road – you all know the road I mean – in Wyoming – and we followed marks down the sidewalk until we ran out, then realized the little sneak somehow took trail in another direction (I guess there was a check or something. We wandered around, through the streets, across icy sidewalks, and of course no one had flashlights (maybe a couple did, but I didn't – I think people are afraid to bring them 'cause HTS says they're for scared-y cats in the directions and no one wants to be called that!). At some point in time, Fecal (short for Scum Sucking ….etc.) nabbed Famunda but I don't think he got too far before Hot Tub Slut caught him. And I can tell you for a FACT that HTS is very proud of that fact.

HTS HAD to catch the hare because he had laid a surprise BN – are we really that surprised? It was in a park, on the edge of the parking lot, behind someone's house and their dogs just would NOT stop barking, so the nosy neighbor came out to investigate and as always, looked at us with a wary eye, trying to decide if we were honest folk just out for some fun in the snow or the usual street urchins that usually terrorize Wyoming.

So…tell us HTS, how DO you figure out where to put the BN on a hyper?

Trail was short, which seemed to be the order of the night (oops! Sorry Famunda!) & before we got cold we were back at the cars & on to the On-In.

THE HYPER HARES: #1 – Famunda, #2 Scum Sucking Fecal Feliac, #3 Hot Tub Slut

What did we al think about trail? Not nearly enough dogs at the BN, way, way too long, way too dry, way too much light.

Hare Crimes: Something to do with the "Marks" to which Gashole cries out "That's Me!" So….ziggy zaggy.

The crime was that Fecal used some of Famunda's marks and HTS didn't lay any at all – so we say - and the hashers are always right!

What's a "SC"?

Pack Crimes: Little Boy Blue Balls blew his whistle after just two marks – must have been in anticipation of finding trail, being in the lead, finishing first, & then he could get the coveted CRUTCH.
Got Crabs? missed the BN – that's not really a crime since he studied under HTS.
Gimp – missed the BN – again, why does that not surprise us?
Hot WAX ME OFFicer – missed the BN – now that IS a crime!
Gourmet – lost his whistle on trail (I hear you can buy one for $2 from our fine haberdashery collection)
Neon – no song sheets (did anyone really use them anyway?)
On Her Knees – seems she tried to catch a car w/her teeth – OUCH!
Skid Marks – was playing Unalicker's mother, Susan, all night????? I guess you have to be Unalicker to get that one.
Melanie (still Melanie at this hash, later named Friendly Thighs) and Do you Feel Peter? – didn't hash in the cold weather and then whined all night on trail….I guess because it was still cold?
Little Boy Blue Balls – left lanyard in little blue boys room in Dayton

Hare Analversary: Scum Sucking, etc….. 5

As AV presents the mug to Famunda…."On your Knees…oh, you're already on your knees!" And AV drank out of the mug before Famunda gets to – I think I'd ask for a replacement Famunda.