The weather was perfect. Pecker Checker was on time. AV was MIA. Hot Tub's shorts didn't have holes....Something was very wrong...but who cares, so we circled up and while I was talking to somebody Unilicker declared me the scribe for the day. Good idea. Put the woman who gets lost wherever she goes, is always at the back of the pack and never pays attention, in charge of the rehash! Well, at least I can spel. hmm.....what to write...what to write....Let's start off with the fools who thought that a hilly 5K 2 hours later just wouldn't be enough exercise :

I thought Smegma's sister Agnes got named 'Agnes of God'. She denied it, so maybe she wasn't named on a Sunday and it didn't take. Believe it or not, Vomitt has a brother who looks pretty much like him, but I never heard him belch. We had 3 virgins at the start and still had 3 virgins at the end.

So we ran. We ran into the woods. There were some cute little streams until Beat It mentioned that the Port-a-lets were coincidentally just up the hill. gross. Then we came out of the woods and were in Ault park. Then we ran again, and got in the woods. Then we came out and were in Ault park. The woods...the park...a beer near...(you know, it's amazing that anyone could be late or miss the beer near, when all we did was run in the woods of Ault park.) yada yada. It was fun.

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I mentioned Poo's birthday and all of a sudden his favorite wife had to drink by proxy. Somebody said he was in Clitaly. Clitaly. I don't even know where that is. If Poo can't find it, I'm lost. (Maybe it's on mapguess.com)Some people made some announcements about something but I wasn't paying attention. Then the circle was closed and when we came out of the woods, there were thousands of people!

Respectfully submitted from the virgin scribe who may never be asked again,